Before reading this section you may want to watch the 'Getme2thegalaxy' video to understand why I did these...

If you have, then you'll know I mentioned 5 reasons why I am guaranteed success. The photos below are related to those reasons.

1.) Becks of friends

Trying to console Becks after his World Cup injury

A quick impression of Norman Wisdom and he's all smiles again

Tom reacts to the news of my expected arrival

And promises that he and Kate will welcome me with open arms

2.) McLaren

Things got so bad I had to walk everywhere 1m behind him so he couldn't see my face

3) Lalas

In a landmark deal, Kev gets custody of the beard on weekdays

4.) Kevin Payne

Kev meets the great man himself, me.

5.) Frankie

'Uncle' Frank and I were always close

Sometimes a little too close

Then one day he upped and left

but who knows, maybe we'll be friends reunited...

Like what you see?! Then let me go and tell Frankie in person!